When you’re a 34 C but you been wearin a 32 A for 30 years.
I found out the right way to size my breasts and turns out I’m a 32C and I’ve been wearing a 34 B my whole life.
What’s the right way? I went to a store and they did it for me but I wanna do it myself
this video has all the info and she shows you how to do it.
In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.
The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.
The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.
He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.
and old Apple computers
the apple was a rainbow
Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
9th: Run for your life!
10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.
11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.
12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.
Anonymous said: I have a doctors appointment soon and they usually go through the questions. But I don't know what to tell them when they ask if I'm having suicidal thoughts. Lately I have been thinking on it quite a bit and can't think of a reason not to. But I'm worried that if I do tell them that I'll have to explain stuff and I might have to go threw therapy and my family would get worried. I don't want it to be put on you to make my decision but I do want your advice on how I should take it. Please.
the answer is quite long, so i put it under the cut
there are people in the fandom who can
- write fanfictions
- draw fanarts
- create gifs
- think of theories
- edit stuff
and then there’s me
But there’s you, who
- Read our fanfictions
- Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts
- View our gifs
- Support our theories
- Are amused by our edits
You are just as important as the rest of us.
whenever someone mentions dan on my dash it’s a big mystery of
roosterteeth dan? creatures dan? game grumps dan? dan and phil dan? why are there so many dans
the other day i was driving and i asked my dad what he wouldve named me if i was born male and he answered “dan” and i nearly had to pull over because all i could think about was this fucking textpost
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
"Video games are my relaxation hobby" I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion
important things to remember
- if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
- just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
- if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
- lots of people love you and you’re not annoying
99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.
I have an autistic cousin, I know how hard it can be.
if someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away
is this a nature spirit
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