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I get quizzed a lot about my sexual history with girls. That’s not okay.
have I mentioned that Meg Turney is one of my favourite human beings ever
Please watch this video it’s so important.
im laughing so hard im gonna pass out
T HIS IS REALLY IMPOR TANT HOLY S HIT
remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me
i think that’s enough internet for one day
REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE CUTIES AND THE PEOPLE YOU’RE FOLLOWING ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE IS A CUTIE
i think my first real taste of power is when i accidentally wore my slippers to the movies and i was like oh no what if they yell at me
and my mom goes “its not school they cant stop you”
and i just
they cant stop me
no one can
"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
the Female Triad stock character: a group of three girls who are mostly seen together. often used in fantasy fiction, but may alternatively be three girls who have different tempers that play off each other. they are usually differentiated by distinct hair colors: blonde, brunette and redhead.
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
this guy is systematically undoing the world
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
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